Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/First

The following discussion is an archived debate of the proposed deletion of the article below. Please do not modify it. Subsequent comments should be made on the appropriate discussion page (such as the article's talk page or in a deletion review). No further edits should be made to this page.

The result was if you're not first, you're last! (non-admin closure) MainPeanut (talk) 15:02, 1 April 2022 (UTC)[reply]

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It’s so annoying to always see “first” comments on YouTube videos. No one cares! - MainPeanut (talk) 00:00, 1 April 2022 (UTC)[reply]

• Zeroth. 0th < 1st. CactiStaccingCrane (talk) 01:07, 1 April 2022 (UTC)[reply]
• first Panini! • 🥪 00:00, 1 April 2022 (UTC)[reply]

• I Am Second —GMX^(ping!) 00:00, 1 April 2022 (UTC)[reply]

• First. 172.112.210.32 (talk) 00:01, 1 April 2022 (UTC)[reply]

• First MJL_Master 00:02, 1 April 2022 (UTC)[reply]
• Second the nomination. Spirit of Eagle (talk) 00:03, 1 April 2022 (UTC)[reply]
• Delete it first! 49.197.218.245 (talk) 00:04, 1 April 2022 (UTC)[reply]

• Keep Delete zeroth instead! AlphaBeta135 (talk) 00:04, 1 April 2022 (UTC)[reply]
• Third the nomination. ❤︎PrincessPandaWiki (talk | contribs) 00:05, 1 April 2022 (UTC)[reply]
• 'Fifst. Invalid^OS_talk 00:06, 1 April 2022 (UTC)[reply]
• Last. (edit conflict) –JJP ‐Talk‐^☖ 21:50, 1 April 2022 (UTC)[reply]
• Infinity Narutolovehinata5 (talk · contributions) 00:07, 1 April 2022 (UTC)[reply]
• Delete, period. Marioedit8 (talk) 00:08, 1 April 2022 (UTC)[reply]
• Delete first is the worst 💜  melecie  talk - 00:10, 1 April 2022 (UTC)[reply]
• Tenth Since I'm not first. User:Landthins15^{(Dubious-Discuss)} 00:12, 1 April 2022 (UTC)[reply]
• Delete so no one can ever be first again! Link20XX (talk) 00:17, 1 April 2022 (UTC)[reply]
• Not The Last, but not the first either. Scorpions13256 (talk) 00:19, 1 April 2022 (UTC)[reply]
• 16th !voter in this. I !vote to delete "first" comments. Make "16th" the new trend. — 3PPYB6 — TALK — CONTRIBS — 00:35, 1 April 2022 (UTC)[reply]
• Like and subscribe to my channel! The only thing worse than "first" is the one who relentlessly self-promotes in other people's comment sections. Helen(💬📖) 00:46, 1 April 2022 (UTC)[reply]
• Redirect to the first article on Wikipedia —C++coder (Merry Xmas!!! | talk | talk but in italics) 01:17, 1 April 2022 (UTC)[reply]
• Delete Comments Now I'm First :3 Yes, That Will (talk) 01:39, 1 April 2022 (UTC)[reply]
• Who's on first? Trainsandotherthings (talk) 01:59, 1 April 2022 (UTC)[reply]

• @Trainsandotherthings: Yes. --Diriector_Doc├─────┤^Talk_Contribs 02:03, 1 April 2022 (UTC)[reply]
• @Trainsandotherthings: Currently, Chicago White Sox shortstop Tim Anderson is on first, as documented on this page. MainPeanut (talk) 02:14, 1 April 2022 (UTC)[reply]

• I am on first. Spirit of Eagle (talk) 05:13, 1 April 2022 (UTC)[reply]

• Delete Annoying comments like this have no place on Wikipedia. (P.S. 28th comment is the best comment) Lemon & Lime (talk) (talk) 07:19, 1 April 2022 (UTC)[reply]

The above discussion is preserved as an archive of the debate. Please do not modify it. Subsequent comments should be made on the appropriate discussion page (such as the article's talk page or in a deletion review). No further edits should be made to this page.