Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Yahweh

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The result was vandalism. April Fools' Day is over. (non-admin closure) Bsoyka (talk) 01:49, 2 April 2022 (UTC)[reply]

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I am extremely disappointed in Wikipedia for this heretical WP:BLP violation! Storm god? Wife Asherah? Polytheism? Son of ELYON??? (He is El, he said so in Exodus!!!) I don't know where this hoax is coming from, but you vandals are going to burn in Hell for this slander.^[4-1] Darkknight2149 20:07, 1 April 2022 (UTC)[reply]

• Comment: Bruh, I used to be a heavenly prosecutor and now everyone thinks I'm responsible for all evil and somehow connected to Lucifer ಠ_ಠ - Satan 20:07, 1 April 2022 (UTC)[reply]
  • Yeah? Well, I used to be his arch-nemesis and everyone forgot :( - Leviathan 20:07, 1 April 2022 (UTC)[reply]
    • I wrote a book roasting the Roman Empire and everyone thinks the world is about to end or something :/ - John of Patmos 20:07, 1 April 2022 (UTC)[reply]
      • I have it worse than all of you. I used to be a god and a prince on the same level as YHWH, but now I'm some kind of demon or something. What a dick. - Ba'al Zabul 20:07, 1 April 2022 (UTC)[reply]
• Question: When you say "Hell", are you referring to Sheol, Gehenna, Hades, Tartarus, Abraham's Bosom, Abaddon, or the Lake of Fire? - Random Observer 20:07, 1 April 2022 (UTC)[reply]
  • Well, now you're going there. Darkknight2149 20:07, 1 April 2022 (UTC)[reply]

The above discussion is preserved as an archive of the debate. Please do not modify it. Subsequent comments should be made on the appropriate discussion page (such as the article's talk page or in a deletion review). No further edits should be made to this page.