Wikipedia:Not every story/event/disaster needs a biography

The following Little Green Box was drawn up by Uncle G during a deletion review discussion in May 2007, and is still relevant. Concerned with the hasty creation of a biographical article (now Crystal Mangum) related to the 2006 Duke lacrosse case Uncle G eloquently and forcefully argued against the tendency of Wikipedia editors to jump toward creating a biography on every individual. He did not say that this tendency is a result of our cult of personality, but one may play the relevant song in the background. The attentive reader may close their netbook afterward to renew their familiarity with On the Beach's "Ambulance Blues": "You're all just pissing in the wind / You don't know it but you are / And there ain't nothing like a friend / Who can tell you you're just pissing in the wind."

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