U Can't Touch This

"U Can't Touch This"
Single by MC Hammer
from the album Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em
B-side"Dancin' Machine"
ReleasedApril 1990 (1990-04)
Recorded1989
Genre
Length
  • 4:16 (album version)
  • 3:40 (radio edit)
LabelCapitol
Songwriters
ProducerMC Hammer
MC Hammer singles chronology
"Dancin' Machine"
(1989)		 "U Can't Touch This"
(1990)		 "Have You Seen Her"
(1990)
Music video
"U Can't Touch This" on YouTube

"U Can't Touch This" is a song co-written, produced, and performed by American rapper MC Hammer. It was released in April 1990 by Capitol Records as the third single from his third album, Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em (1990), and has been considered his signature song. Rick James and Alonzo Miller also have songwriting credits, as the song samples the prominent opening riff of James's 1981 single "Super Freak". It has been used and referred to in many television shows, films, commercials, and other forms of media. The song has also received multiple awards and recognition. The accompanying music video was directed by Rupert Wainwright, featuring Hammer performing in his iconic Hammer pants.

The song won a Grammy Award for Best R&B Song and a Grammy Award for Best Rap Solo Performance. It is the first rap song to be nominated for a Grammy Award for Record of the Year at the 33rd Annual Grammy Awards in 1991, and the MTV Video Music Award for Best Rap Video and MTV Video Music Award for Best Dance Video at the 1990 MTV Video Music Awards. The song peaked at number one on the US Billboard Hot Black Singles chart and topped the charts of six other countries.

Production

The song samples the prominent opening riff of the Rick James song "Super Freak", which is repeated throughout the recording. The lyrics describe Hammer as having "toured around the world, from London to The Bay" and as being "magic on the mic", which he says coincides with James's "beat that you can't touch". The lyrics "you can't touch this" and "Stop! Hammer time!" became pop culture catchphrases. Hammertime was later used as the title of a reality show starring Hammer on A&E during the summer of 2009.

The sample of "Super Freak", which forms the basis of the song, led James (and other performers on the original record) to file a lawsuit for copyright infringement. It was settled out of court, with Hammer agreeing to credit James as a songwriter, effectively granting him millions of dollars in royalties.

In late 1989, the song was first performed publicly on an episode of The Arsenio Hall Show.

Critical reception

Bill Coleman from Billboard magazine commented, "A Rick James classic paired with Hammer's distinctive rhyme styling has added up to a deserved smash." Whitney Pastorek from Entertainment Weekly wrote, "The good-natured boast, laid over the hook of Rick James's 'Superfreak', proved irresistible. Hammer's hydraulic dance moves and outlandish fashions — harem pants and gold lamé, together at last! — were cartoonish". Ben Thompson from NME said, "Currently more popular than sliced bread in the US of A, MC Hammer updates one of the more favoured moments of the dreadful Rick James in a barrage of twiddly synths. The debt that Swingbeat owes to Landscape's 'Einstein a Go-Go' has yet to be fully investigated." The song secured a Grammy Award for Best R&B Song and a Grammy Award for Best Rap Solo Performance in 1991, a new category at the time, and the first rap song to be nominated for Grammy Award for Record of the Year.

Retrospective

In 1999, MTV's 100 Greatest Videos Ever Made included the song at number 71. In October 2000, VH1's 100 Greatest Dance Songs included it at number 88. In May 2001, VH1's 100 Greatest Videos included it at number 59. In August 2005, the song was certified gold. In December 2007, VH1's 100 Greatest Songs of the '90s included it at number 16. During 2008, it ranked as number 26 on VH1's 100 Greatest Songs of Hip Hop. In October 2005, Blender ranked the song at number 196 in their list of Greatest Songs Since You Were Born. In 2023, Time Out ranked "U Can't Touch This" number 22 in their The 100 Best Party Songs Ever Made. In March 2024, Forbes magazine ranked it number 35 in their list of The 50 Best Songs of the 1990s.

Commercial performance

"U Can't Touch This" was a success, reaching number one on the US Billboard Hot Black Singles chart and number eight on the Billboard Hot 100. On the Hot 100, it debuted at number 27, which was the highest debut on the listing since 1985, when USA for Africa's "We Are the World" entered the chart at number 21. This was mainly due to the song's copious radio airplay in the weeks leading up to its release. The track also performed successfully in other parts of the world, peaking at number one in Australia, the Netherlands, New Zealand and Sweden. In the United Kingdom, it peaked at number three on the UK Singles Chart. The song was not initially released as a single, so more than 18 million copies of the album Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em were sold, gaining multi-platinum certification from the Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA).

Music video

A music video, directed by English film and television director Rupert Wainwright, was produced to promote the single, showing Hammer's signature dances, including the "running man", "the bump", and the "Hammer dance", while wearing his iconic Hammer pants. In September 1990, the music video won a MTV Video Music Award for Best Rap Video and a MTV Video Music Award for Best Dance Video. It was also nominated for MTV Video Music Award for Best Male Video, Best Editing, and Best Choreography.

Legacy

In 1992, a parody entitled "I Can't Watch This" was released by "Weird Al" Yankovic for his album Off the Deep End, with lyrics complaining about bad TV shows overlaid on the song's music track (and featuring samples of various commercials during the breakdowns).

Before the 1990 NFL season started, the Miami Dolphins parodied the song as "U Can't Touch Us".

Childersburg High School Principal Quentin Lee in Childersburg, Alabama created a parody video to "share some joy" and provide advice to students on handling the COVID-19 pandemic.

Charts

Certifications and sales

Certifications for "U Can't Touch This"
Region CertificationCertified units/sales
Australia (ARIA) 2× Platinum 140,000^
Brazil (Pro-Música Brasil) Gold 30,000‡
Canada (Music Canada) Gold 50,000^
Denmark (IFPI Danmark) Gold 45,000‡
France — 130,000
Germany (BVMI) Gold 250,000^
Netherlands (NVPI) Gold 75,000^
New Zealand (RMNZ) 2× Platinum 60,000‡
Spain (Promusicae) Gold 30,000‡
Sweden (GLF) Gold 25,000^
United Kingdom (BPI) Platinum 600,000‡
United States (RIAA) 4× Platinum 4,000,000‡

* Sales figures based on certification alone.
^ Shipments figures based on certification alone.
‡ Sales+streaming figures based on certification alone.

Release history

Release dates and formats for "U Can't Touch This"
Region Date Format(s) Label(s) Ref.
United States April 1990 12-inch vinyl Capitol
United Kingdom May 28, 1990
  • 7-inch vinyl
  • 12-inch vinyl
  • CD
Germany June 1, 1990
Australia June 11, 1990
  • 7-inch vinyl
  • 12-inch vinyl
  • cassette
United Kingdom June 18, 1990 Cassette
Japan June 27, 1990 Mini-CD

See also

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