Private Function | |
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| Origin | Melbourne, Victoria, Australia |
| Genre | Punk |
| Years active | 2016–2026 |
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| Past members | Chris Penney Aidan McDonald Milla Holland Anthony Biancofiore Lauren Hester James Macleod Joe Hansen PJ Russo Allan Stacey Matt Fazio |
Private Function were an Australian punk group, originally formed in Melbourne, Victoria in 2016. They released four studio albums, and were known for their larrikin humor, high-energy live performance style and unorthodox marketing gimmicks. On Christmas Day 2025, the group announced they were splitting up following a final run of performances in early 2026.
Shortly after forming in 2016, the group released their debut EP Six Smokin' Songs, which featured cover artwork humourously depicting Bryan Curtis – the face of Australia's anti-smoking campaign – being "cured" by the band's music. In 2017 they released a track titled "I Wish Australia Had Its Guns Again", a satirical take on to US gun laws, which became a crowd favourite. The track was later used in Warwick Thornton's vampire TV series Firebite in 2021.
In November 2017, a second EP titled Rock In Roll was released on independent record label Roolette Records. On 16 August 2019, the group released their debut studio album titled, St. Anger with both the title and artwork replicating Metallica's album of the same name. In June 2020, the group announced the release of their second studio album Whose Line Is It Anyway? The album debuted at number 9 on the ARIA Charts. The release of the album included a limited-edition "Mystery Bag" vinyl variant, which purportedly contained small plastic bags of speed, pressed inside the clear records.
In July 2021, the group announced the compilation of their early EPs, titled The First Two Tapes On a 12". In October 2021, founding member Joe Hansen was removed from the group. Hansen was later replaced by Anthony Biancofiore, who was originally enlisted by the band to play Santa Claus at their Miracle on 69th Street Christmas show, which was held at the Forum in Melbourne that December. In 2022, Daddy Issues guitarist Lauren Hester, who had previously worked with the band after she directed the video for the track "Give War A Chance" for her Swinburne Film and Television assignment, was offered a permanent place in the band, replacing Allan Stacey.
In February 2023, the band announced the release of their third studio album, 370HSSV 0773H. It was released on 31 March 2023 via their own Still On Top Records. The album was proceeded by the single "I'm This Far Away (From Being the Worst Person You've Ever Met)" and "Seize and Destroy". The first 3000 vinyl copies of the album featured a scratchcard album cover, and was given a government exemption by Dini Soulio, then the South Australian Minister for Liquor and Gaming, to be sold in the state. The winning cover revealed three matching icons and its owner won a signed test pressing of the album, $2999 in cash and a photo of their face printed on all future pressings of the album. The winner of the scratch competition was found in June 2023 as a Queensland man named Mitch. The album debuted at number 11 on the ARIA Charts. The band also released a limited-edition "Gold" vinyl variant of the album filled with the band members' urine, limited to 50 copies.
In May 2025 the band released the album ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ which included a limited-edition "Goopy" scratch'n'sniff vinyl variant scented like Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina. On Christmas Day 2025, the band announced that they were breaking up in 2026. The band began their farewell tour at The Tote on 16 January 2026, supported by heavy metal bands Aardvark and Fly! and garage rock band Elvis II, before playing a run of shows in support of Viagra Boys. The band played their final show at Luliepalooza at Victoria Park on March 21, 2026. In April 2026, the band released their final recording, a 7" single entitled "Music Sucks (Fuck You)", through their own label Still On Top Records. A music video for the song was released in early May.
| Title | Album details | Peak chart positions |
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| St Anger |
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| Whose Line Is It Anyway? |
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9 |
| 370HSSV 0773H |
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11 |
| ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ |
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43 |
| Title | Album details |
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| Live On PBS 106.7 FM |
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| Title | Album details |
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| The First Two Tapes On a 12" |
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| Title | Details |
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| Six Smokin' Songs |
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| Frantic |
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| Rock in Roll |
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| Six Smokin' Songs: Live on Bin Night |
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| Six Smokin' Songs: Live at the 1997 Carols By Candlelight |
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| Music Sucks (Fuck You) b/w Takin' The Edge Off |
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The Australian Independent Record Awards (commonly known informally as AIR Awards) is an annual awards night to recognise, promote and celebrate the success of Australia's Independent Music sector.
| Year | Nominee / work | Award | Result | Ref. |
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| 2024 | 370HSSV 0773H | Best Independent Punk Album or EP | Won | |
| Slow Clap for Private Function 370HSSV 0773H | Independent Marketing Team of the Year | Nominated | ||
| 2026 | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | Best Independent Punk Album or EP | Nominated |
The ARIA Music Awards is an annual awards ceremony that recognises excellence, innovation, and achievement across all genres of Australian music.
| Year | Nominee / work | Award | Result | Ref. |
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| 2023 | Harry Allen – Studio Balcony for Private Function – 370HSSV 0773H | Best Cover Art | Nominated |
The National Live Music Awards (NLMAs) commenced in 2016 to recognise contributions to the live music industry in Australia.
| Year | Nominee / work | Award | Result | Ref. |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2023 | Private Function | Best Punk/Hardcore Act | Nominated |