USS Teaser has been the name of more than one United States Navy ship, and may refer to:
- USS Teaser (1861), a steamer in commission from 1862 to 1865
- USS Teaser (SP-933), a patrol boat commissioned in 1917 and sunk in 1918
This article includes a list of ships with the same or similar names. If an internal link for a specific ship led you here, you may wish to change the link to point directly to the intended ship article, if one exists.