Jarrod Alonge | |
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Jarrod Alonge at the 2015 APMAs | |
| Born | Jarrod Michael Alonge March 25, 1993 Orlando, Florida, U.S. |
| Comedy career | |
| Years active | 2009–present |
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| Website | boketo |
Jarrod Michael Alonge (born March 25, 1993) is an American comedian, songwriter and media producer. He is best known for his parodies of the artists, sub-genres and stereotypes within alternative music. His three independent full-length comedy albums Beating a Dead Horse, Friendville and Awkward & Depressed all reached number one on the Billboard Top Comedy Albums chart. Alonge is the owner and founder of Boketo Media, a digital media and production company which launched in March 2019. He is also the lead songwriter and guitarist of post-hardcore supergroup CrazyEightyEight.
Alonge studied biology at Tennessee Technological University and graduated with a BS degree in 2014, having originally planned to attend medical school. He currently lives in Chattanooga, Tennessee with his wife Rachel and two daughters.
| Year | Title | Artist |
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| 2015 | Beating a Dead Horse | Various |
| 2016 | Friendville | Sunrise Skater Kids |
| 2017 | Awkward & Depressed | Canadian Softball |
| 2018 | Burning Alive | CrazyEightyEight |
| 2020 | The Praxis of Prophylaxis | Vermicide Violence |
| 2023 | Emotaku | Sunrise Skater Kids |
| 2025 | Milking a Dead Cow | Various |
| 2026 | Friendworld | Sunrise Skater Kids |
| Year | Title | Artist |
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| 2013 | I'm So Scene | Amidst the Grave's Demons |
| 2014 | Eternity (Literally) | |
| Pop Punk Pizza Party | Sunrise Skater Kids | |
| 2015 | 12 Days of a Pop Punk Christmas | |
| 2016 | Space Zombies EP | Amidst the Grave's Demons |
| Pubic Apology | SwagChode | |
| 2017 | How Far I'll Go | Sunrise Skater Kids |
| Covers, Vol. 1 | CrazyEightyEight | |
| No Words Spoken | ||
| Covers, Vol. 2 | ||
| 2018 | Shinebox | |
| To Plant a Seed | ||
| Merry Splitmas | Various | |
| 2020 | COSPLIT-19 | |
| Killing In the Name | CrazyEightyEight | |
| 2021 | Still Posi | Sunrise Skater Kids |
| What's My Age Again? | ||
| Liberté, Egalité, Friendvillé | ||
| Homeless Millennial | ||
| ... and yet, I fish | Canadian Softball | |
| The Christmas Shoes | ||
| 2022 | Boybandin' Up | Sunrise Skater Kids |
| 2023 | Hate the Swim, Love the Swimmer | Amidst the Grave's Demons |
| Title | From the album |
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| "The Swimmer" | Beating a Dead Horse |
| "Save My Life" | |
| "Inconceivable Somatic Defecation" | |
| "Unbreakable" | |
| "First World Tragedy" | |
| "Pit Warrior" | Friendville |
| "Rylo Ken" | |
| "Friendville" | |
| "These Borders Don't Trump" | Space Zombies EP |
| "Fund Me" | Awkward & Depressed |
| "Tommy's Planet" | No Words Spoken |
| "Your Validation" | Awkward & Depressed |
| "Great Again" | |
| "Shinebox" | Burning Alive |
| "Nitroglycerin" | |
| "Tears in Rain" | |
| "Bastard from a Basket" | |
| "I Am Tetsuo" | |
| "Fortune and Glory, Kid" | |
| "Coronaviscerated" | The Praxis of Prophylaxis |
| Year | Nominee / work | Award | Result |
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| 2014 | Jarrod Alonge | Kerrang! Awards – Best Comedian | Won |