Wikipedia:Unblockables

"I can't believe I got blocked for edit warring – ME, THE DON! I'll get yous back for this, my gang will see to that."

If a long-term Wikipedia editor, administrator, or arbitrator does something they shouldn't have done, sometimes an administrator will block them for it. Then that user is rapidly unblocked by another admin, who may openly admit that the user did the thing they should not have done, a thing we would certainly block a less experienced user for, but that this user should not be blocked for. If you have seen this happen, you have met one of The Unblockables.

These users usually have a great deal of experience, 40,000+ edits, and are often current or former administrators. They tend to work in one or more controversial topic areas, sometimes for many years. The simplest way to spot them is by their block log. They have usually been repeatedly blocked and rapidly unblocked, often for edit warring or incivility.

Example scenarios

Head of a pin

Dancing angels

An administrator has been editing the controversial topic of how many angels can dance on the head of a pin for four years. It is almost exactly what they want it to be. It says the right things, it is formatted well, and it has been relatively stable for some time. A less experienced user comes along and begins making numerous changes. These changes are not vandalism by any reasonable definition but they are rolled back by the admin anyway because they see them as messing up their near-perfect article. Seeing no reason for this, the newbie makes the same or very similar changes again. The admin reverts them again. And the cycle repeats, this time the admin warns in an edit summary to stop edit warring and use the talk page. The user posts their reasons to the talk page and adds the content back in again. The admin reverts them and says there is no consensus for adding the content. Another user who has the page watchlisted sees this and reports the incident at the edit warring noticeboard. A previously uninvolved admin blocks both users for one day. Within two hours, an WP:ANI thread is opened on the subject. An admin with a long history with the blocked admin steps in and decrees that there is no consensus for the block despite the fact that only two users have commented and one of them supports the block. The blocked admin is unblocked. Ten minutes later the unblocking admin remembers to unblock the other user as well, "in the interest of fairness".

Rude boy

Rude boy

A former sysop has a habit of insulting anyone who disagrees with them. We're not talking minor condescension like "I don't think you understand the problem." It's more along the lines of "get your head out of your ass" or removing comments to their user talk with edit summaries like "removing comment from ignorant douchebag". Even though the comments are removed, the former sysop and their audience of admirers will continue to comment on the removed posting, the general intelligence of the user who posted it, why they are such a douchebag, etc. They will not allow any comment from the original poster to stand, even if it is a polite request to either include them in the conversation or stop insulting them. They find their comments removed, but their signature still attached to a "redacted" statement reading "redacted comments by enormous idiot douche". The former admin is blocked by a third party for a week for repeated unacceptable incivility. The block is reverted by another admin who had previously reversed a different block on this same user, with a line of reasoning that the block is pointless as they would not be discouraged by a week-long block.

Why do they get unblocked every time?

An original Get Out of Jail Free card

The reasons are varied, but tend to share some common elements.

What to do

Tiptoe through a minefield

If you are an admin who has seen edit warring or other unacceptable behavior from such a user, you must proceed very carefully.

Thought you were rid of us? Think again!

What to expect

"Are you going to sanction me? Watch out, my fan club will tear you a new one!"

Karma

There is some consolation in the knowledge no user on Wikipedia is immune from sanctions. There are several cases of so-called unblockable editors who have eventually become indefinitely blocked or lost privileges. The lesson: however important an editor may seem, eventually, the community's patience runs out, their friends or enablers disappear, and the unblockable discovers that their Wikimmunity has been revoked.

See also