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1 On the auspicious occasion of the 2018 WikiSermon, Venerable Mentat Piter De Vries established the following summary of what he considered to be the distinguishing principles of the pseudoscience of WikiProphecy. 2 The WikiProphet (♫may the spice flow♫) in their loyalty to achieve the goal of supreme knowledge transmission, may prophesy at talk pages of brothers and sisters [in Wikipedia]. Thoughts acquiring speed by the juice of sapho, the WikiProphet's plea (♫may the spice flow♫) shall predict unevitable circumstances lest repentance [in Wikipedia] be demonstrated. 3 Verily, failure to heed the discreet faithful WikiProphet's word (♫may the spice flow♫), ostensibly results in calamities like apudaparalysis (Bene Gesserit induced edit paralysis). 4 Behold, in those days shall rise false WikiProphets uttering predictions of the end [of Wikipedia]. 5 The flying spittle of yelling agitators may be struck by lightning. 6 May Vyagrimuka guide your steps.

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  1. ↑ WP:PSCI
  2. ↑ Editing under the influence has been loathed in disdain by most scholars of jurisprudence except in the case of true WikiProphets (♫may the spice flow♫).[dubious – discuss]
  3. ↑ Like in this tragic but memorable case of apudaparalysis.
  4. ↑ Jeremiah 22:21, WP:IDIDNTHEARTHAT, WikiProphet 1:3.[circular reference]
  5. ↑ Matthew 7:15-20
  6. ↑ Ecclesiastes 3:1-8, WP:NOTFORUM, WP:TALK#TOPIC, WP:TALKOFFTOPIC
  7. ↑ And have pity upon your WikiSoul.

References

  1. ↑ "Mentat". Wikipedia. Retrieved 10 August 2018.[unreliable source?]
  2. ↑ "Wikipedia". Wikipedia. Retrieved 10 August 2018.[unreliable source?]
  3. ↑ "Glossary of Dune terminology". Wikipedia. Retrieved 10 August 2018.[unreliable source?]
  4. ↑ "Bene Gesserit". Wikipedia. Retrieved 10 August 2018.[unreliable source?]
  5. ↑ "Faithful and discreet slave". Wikipedia. Retrieved 14 February 2020.[unreliable source?]
  6. ↑ "Postillon". Wikitionary. Retrieved 13 December 2021.[unreliable source?]
  7. ↑ "My postillion has been struck by lightning". Wikipedia. Retrieved 13 December 2021.[unreliable source?]
  8. ↑ "The lady doth protest too much, methinks". Wikipedia. Retrieved 13 December 2021.[unreliable source?]
  9. ↑ "The Nomad Soul". Wikipedia. Retrieved 10 August 2018.[unreliable source?]