Wikipedia:WikiVirgin

The WikiVirgin is a class of WikiEditor which may no longer be extant. She, and only she, because of her chastity, had the ability to attract, calm, and tame the elusive WikiUnicorn.

Surviving depictions of the WikiVirgin show her wearing medieval clothing (see the Gallery, below). This suggests[original research?] that she may have thriven during the Age of Chivalry, and pined away when it ended in the late 16th century. Present-day WikiKnights accordingly have to sublimate their bodily passions by finding other targets for their courtly love.

The WikiVirgin should not be confused with, or even exposed to, the WikiNewbie; who is by definition inexperienced but is rarely chaste.

Notes

  1. ↑ She was difficult to breed from.
  2. ↑ Except, of course, errant knights.

References

  1. ↑ White, T. H. (1967) [1938]. "XIV". The Sword in the Stone. Collins. p. 232 – via Project Gutenberg Canada. Everybody knew that you could never catch a unicorn without a young virgin for bait (in which case the unicorn meekly laid its white head and mother-of-pearl horn in her lap),
  2. ↑ "Aberdeen Churchyard". graveyardsofscotland.com. Retrieved 11 April 2026.
  3. ↑ Lord Tennyson, Alfred (1830), Mariana
  4. ↑ Gibbon, Edward. "XXXI: Invasion Of Italy, Occupation Of Territories By Barbarians.—Part IV". The History of the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire – via Project Gutenberg. [T]he want of youth, or beauty, or chastity, protected the greatest part of the Roman women from the danger of a rape.