Wikipedia:April Fools/April Fools' Day 2019

Like any April Fools' Day on Wikipedia, there was plenty of chaos. April Fools' Day 2019, however, was quite possibly the most chaotic out of all of them. Some of the jokes[clarification needed] that took place this year were bordering on being vandalism.[citation needed] Some people[who?][weasel words] have said that the chaos of April Fools' Day 2019 on Wikipedia was contagious.[citation needed][dubious – discuss][original research?]

Deletion discussions

Articles for deletion

Serial Number 54129 closed, like, a lot of April fools XfD's less than 1/3 of the way into the holiday. These closes have since been reverted. All discussions were closed once April Fools ended in UTC.

Missing discussions will be listed in the coming days.

Wrong venue (should have been MfD)

Miscellany for deletion

Templates for discussion

  • It is confirmed as fake news.
  • And then subsequently found to be not fake. We do not know what is going on here, or why this continued up until 2 days before Halloween.

Requests for Undeletion

Speedy deletion requests

Other nominations

Requests for adminship

Several joke RfAs and RfBs had Jimbo's head popping out of the side of the screen.

Wikipedia:Requests for adminship/RexxS was also created on April 1, but it turned out to be a serious RfA (even though the nominator was Bishzilla).

Requests for bureaucratship

Requests for bot approval

Did you know nominations

Requests for Supreme Evil Zombie Cabal Leadership

Requests for Page Protection

  • Result was Fully Protected for a period of 9 billion years.
  • Office was contacted by the Council of Snowflakes about the ethnically charged term (Jerryfoolery) - but which long-term sockmaster to send to the laundry room?
  • Since the article appeared to one admin to still be “foolly” unprotected, the Wikipedaimyō were sent out to round up any remaining sandalism.

Requested moves

  • If you missed it, that's your fault.

Requested merges

Requests for Requests

Requests for usurpation

General tomfoolery

  • It was then revived by another user.
  • But was then edited by yet another, to reflect on the fact that this section was from the past of the page you are reading now, which by the way, WHY THIS PAGE! It's barely readable!
  • Then it spiraled out of control.
  • Eventually the original user (That created this page!) gave up on trying to edit because it was being ruined and now he feels unfortunate to be left out.
  • Great Scott!
  • Another person reverted this.
  • The edit summary also stated that "General Tomfoolery" was "no longer invisible."
  • This was the start of a long, and quite petty and/or very entertaining (depending on who you ask), edit war which can be found here.
  • Yes, an entire page is dedicated to this one edit war.
  • It was reverted by the same person.
  • They updated their retcon, by including the page of jokes on Wikipedia.
  • And it was reverted.
  • And that was reverted.
  • And that was reverted.
  • And that was reverted.
  • And that was reverted.
  • They circumvented the barrier and actually did it.
  • It was then flipped and later reverted.
  • Then the report was removed as if it was a serious misplaced report.
  • This was reverted.
Quick! We need to bring in enough money to outweigh this girl! Break out the gold bars!

The new way to fundraise was dropped at the last minute.

  • Somebody else fought them by saying,"We will never back down!".
  • Then the retirement message had the font changed to Wingdings.
  • Then it got stretched out really far.
  • And then was rotated.
  • Another made an edited version of the Fortnite Battle Royale logo to make it say "Wikipedia Battle Royale".
  • This logo was later deleted due to copyright infringement.
  • Within the new emptiness, a warning was put about how there was live edit fire.
  • Satan then welcomed us into the article and called it hell.
  • Santa then remembered to sign as well.
  • Satan was exorcised from the article.
  • This got reverted for a bit.
  • A proper excision was made, leaving the message about live edit fire there though.
  • Users commented on how true that warning was.
  • The second line got changed to "Let's a go," likely referencing Mario.
  • It was then manually reverted.
  • A new section was then also added for when the main article ended, and all you were left with was jokes.
  • Someone changed the section title to say, "Welcome to Jurassic Park".
  • A kazoo theme was then requested to play.
  • The sections were removed at some point.
  • It was then turned into a dog which loves to WOOF.
  • Then they both died.
  • Such as one person creating a slanted text shrine.
  • A user who made their text upside down, and if you were able to read it, you would get gnomed.

Userpages

  • They make a request for "Supreme Evil Zombie Cabal Leadership."
  • They are also embarrassed by their misspelling of the word "rogue," and believes they deserve to be trout-slapped.

Jimbo

Vandalism

As in, actual vandalism in mainspace. Don't try this at home, please.

  • ...which was quickly reverted to its original form, sadly...
  • The entire Tilt page had been actually tilted and, again, it was reverted.

See also

References

  1. ↑ Boeing pretends that the 737 MAX never existed and wants to erase it from memory. boeing.com, March 32, 2019.
  2. ↑ Mike Pence may be first Vice President to break a tie on Wikipedia to keep his own article. Faux News, March 32, 2019.
  3. ↑ So Long And Thanks For All the WikiTrout, page 42
  4. ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?search=Wikipedia%3ATemplates+for+discussion%2FIn+the+news&title=Special%3ASearch&go=Go&ns0=1
  5. ↑ Wikipedia:Templates for discussion/Log/2019 April 1[citation needed]
  6. ↑ Translations, Rotations, and Reflections, page 168. Leonard Euler.
  7. ↑ How to win a revert war. Wikipedia, March 32, 2019.
  8. ↑ Live Palladium Price. kitco.com, March 32, 2019.

Monty Python