Strange titles are rarely added to Wikipedia under the guise of real encyclopedia articles. Occasionally, Wikipedians lose their minds (especially on April Fool's Day) and if their posts are good (or strange) enough they wind up here. Silliness can come in the form of creativity, insanity, or just boredom. As with other "silly things", often it seems a shame to delete the best of this humor which has been submitted to us.
Unlike bad jokes and other deleted nonsense, however, some of these article names were made for good reasons, on real topics that the writers thought might be useful for Wikipedia. That doesn't always mean that – out of context – the title will be any the less ridiculous-sounding.
If you find an article with a strange title up for deletion at WP:AFD, consider this page. If you do add it to the list, simply put it in its correct alphabetical place. Please don't link it – it'll only encouragethem.
As to this page's title, consider it a mild addition to the collection of "freaky" titles – the real reason for it was just so that it abbreviates to DAFT. Bewildering titles, bizarre titles, and surreal titles – all are equally fair game.
Notes for adding titles to this page
A small note of explanation is OK, but please do not sign it – this isn't a talk page.
This is for articles or redirects that really existed on Wikipedia which have been deleted – provide proof of the deletion if you can, generally in the form of an XFD discussion page (AFD debates can be quite humorous themselves) or deletion log entry (for articles deleted before December 2004; see also the Wikipedia:Deletion log).
If a title, or a slight modification of it, has been recreated either as an article or redirect, it should be removed from this list.
Don't glorify vandalism. If an article title was clearly and unquestionably the work of a vandal, or was speedy deleted as a G3, G5, or G10, it's better off forgotten.
Don't notify police on the crimes you commit. In other words, making something that would be included in DAFT, then getting it deleted, then reporting it here, is hands-down idiotic. We're assuming an infinite number of monkeys with an infinite number of typewriters are out there making article names with the hopes that, if one of them is DAFT enough, a user will find it and put it here. Let the chips fall where they may; don't dump them on the floor.
Be careful of what you add. Sometimes Wikipedia's auto filter claims that an edit, whether a blurb or addition of an article, qualifies as vandalism or spam. If this happens, do not try to resend in the edit. File a report if you wish and move on.
Ç‹¬ç‰¹è§Âè§£ and Ç‹¬ç‰¹è§ÂÂè§£
The result of repeatedly encoding "Ç‹¬ç‰¹è§è§£" in UTF-8 and then decoding it as Windows-1252.
Ç‹¬ç‰¹è§è§£
The only plausible correction of this mojibake is "独特见解", through treating this as a UTF-8 stream that was mistakenly interpreted as Windows-1252 and subsequently altered to fit Wikipedia's title conventions by uppercasing a lowercase ç at the front and removing a 0x81 byte (Windows-1252 doesn't map 0x81 to anything).
1/6 rioters climb stairways with ropes and makeshift ladders
Since we have "1/6 rioters climb stairways with ropes" and "1/6 rioters climb stairways with makeshift ladders"... why not both? Both is good. This was also a redirect to January 6 United States Capitol attack.
The content of this article contained some text saying that there are 100 zeroes after the one. However, there were only 99.
100000234
14-15-20-8-9-14-7
If you decipher this using the A1Z26 cipher - that is, replace each number with its corresponding letter of the English alphabet (e.g. 14 becomes the 14th letter of the alphabet, N) - you get the word "nothing".
15 Hours on a September Thursday
1933 in video gaming
Content of the article was, fittingly enough, "There were not any video games at this time."
2SSR
Not related to the USSR, but rather Sutherland Shire Community Radio, a radio station in New South Wales.
This was a serious article about a real scandal, but the title is certainly unusual.
2024 conspiracy theories, speculation and controversy surrounding the health, period of convalescence, public absence and Mother's Day photograph of Catherine, Princess of Wales; or, Where is Kate? (Kategate)
The amino acid sequence of a peptide, written out in full and mercifully cut short by the character limit. It is more typical, and much more readable, to abbreviate amino acids in such sequences to single letters.
Acmeshorts
With their reputation, they probably blow you up from the waist down.
Actions and commentary within the public and private spheres tending towards support for the impeachment of George W. Bush
Albertsons Saratoga Avenue, Santa Clara, California
Albertsons is an American supermarket chain. The creator of this article was trying to make a point about articles for elementary schools, which were often created at the time but are usually considered non-notable today.
Ananda Kaji Shrestha(आननद सेरेशठ) is one of the most talented Nepali rapper,beatboxer,dancer and singer. He was born in Kathmandu,Nepal on 22nd December, 1999. His father is former C.D.O of Kathmandu city.
For those wondering, Antarctica is not a properly established country.
Anti-Pokemon
Anti-trousers
A redirect to the now-deleted page "Pantlessness" which was about the action of not wearing pants. The user who removed it said they cannot help but laugh.
Ant Tantrum
This article was deleted five times until it was finally salted, only for the article to be unsalted, recreated, and salted again.
A Piano for Mrs. Cuntcrack
April 1, 2006 (complete list)
Aqua-hoochie
Are there levels in dance?
Are you ready to le
Was a redirect to Lego Island, and was apparently referencing a random YouTube video.
As a parent would you be willing to let your kids get a bat or shower right now fully clothed in their shoes and socks
I'm more concerned about the fact the parent in question dresses their children in nothing but shoes and socks.
Ass (2505 film)
Deleted in 2026. The year 2505 is still in the distant future.
Ass full of knife
Assflakes
Asylum leftovers
Atheism Rules!
Athletics in upstate New York (WP:TITLE)
As one editor had aptly put it, "Unless there's a very notable subculture of upstate New York athletes who are major contributors or critics of Wikipedia's article titles policy, I don't think this will ever have a valid target."
Atlanta lies
Atoms in Bulgaria
Not too different from atoms anywhere else, we'd hope
This is the entire text: "A back-up friend is a person with whom one is not really close friends, but who would be there for you to hang out with should your other, more desirable companions desert you. A back-up friend is usually someone who is not very popular, and though certainly quite tolerable to be around, spending a lengthy amount of time with this person is unsafe and may cause acute depression."
"a rather grade A mustache that appears to have had meat particles in it"
Beefy die
An in-joke in the Battle for Dream Island fandom where "BFDI" is mispronounced as such by text-to-speech voices. Was also a redirect to said web series.
Ben Harrison: There was a problem with your search. This is probably temporary; try again in a few moments, or you can search Wikipedia through an external search service:
Yes, that was really the article's title.
Bepis
Likely about an internet meme based on a mispelling of Pepsi.
A fictional place from Grand Theft Auto III where they turn human meat into dog food. By the way, the place is actually called "Bitch'n' Dog Food Factory"
Blank article
Blarb
Blastiest
Blazing Angels: Squadrons of WWII mission five walkthrews for wii
Apparently, This article lasted two whole days without being noticed.
Boofsticks
Book of morty
Boomness
Bop your baloney
Boris the talking puffin
...lived by the sea?
Bossom miracle – secrets of an outstanding body part
Bounceology
Bouncy kastle
Bowel tolerance
Box month
Boxycharm
Breakfast cereal for people with syphilis
Breakfast with the gators
Brendan!
Brexit means Brexit does mean Brexit
References a former slogan of the UK Conservative party, "Brexit means Brexit". The intended meaning is not entirely clear.
Brick monster
Bring your Pez dispenser to work day
Brlić-Mažuranić
This was probably a mangled version of the name of the Croatian author Ivana Brlić-Mažuranić. When the article was created, Wikipedia used the ISO 8859-1 character encoding, which does not contain the special characters in her name. But as always, there's...
Article about a 50 pound statue of a Palm tree carved out of butter, which won a prize at the Minnesota State Fair and briefly got some media attention.
Redirected to Yo Leela Leela, aFuturamaepisode wherein this was a show syndicated by a Nickelodeon parody. See also Extreme Toddler Wrestling and Popular Slut Club.
"Danocracy is political system closely related to that of Democracy. The only specific criterion required for Danocracy is that votes depreciate in value, as each voter becomes older."
Danshi Kōkōsei de Urekko Light Novel Sakka o Shiteiru Keredo, Toshishita no Classmate de Seiyū no Onnanoko ni Kubi o Shimerareteiru.
The title of a Japanese light novel, which translates to "I'm a High School Boy and a Bestselling Light Novel Author, Strangled by My Female Junior and a Voice Actress" in English. Japanese light novels are notorious for their long titles.
Dante And Randal And Jay And Silent Bob And A Bunch Of New Characters And Lando, Take Part In A Whole Bunch Of Movie Parodies Including But Not Exclusive To, The Bad News Bears, The Last Starfighter, IN Jones And The Temple Of Doom, Plus A High Scho
Was a redirect to Clerks: The Animated Series, and is the truncated title of an episode in that series (the full title ends with "A High School Reunion"). The "IN" abbreviation in "Indiana Jones" was caused by a malfunctioning bot.
Das Dualwiktorkeinekanzlormerklenschroederlowenbraudeadheatlickin'kopf
Was a redirect to The Daily Show. There seems to be an attempt at German in there. Translated literally it says: "The dual Wiktor no ChancellorMerkelSchröderLöwenbräu dead heat lickin' head"
Is actually a real meme revolving around hypothetical sequels to the song "Despacito".
Deuueaugh
Devistatin dave
"Apparently there is some guy who calls himself "Devastatin' Dave - The Turntable Slave" where the external link on that page points, but the rest is extreme nonsense. Note how he was "born as the first test tube baby to an African American couple in 1954", his father was "martyred" in the imaginary "Second Great Anglo-Zanzibar war", his mother had hopes for him to become a "Professor of Advanced Discrete Analytical Multi-variable biphasic topology" (but doesn't every mother?) etc." quoted from User:Pharos
Discussion on business models and organizational charters applicable to large free wikis
Disco Dog featuring Charlie
Who is Charlie?
Disney FBI Warnings
Divine Realm
Do elephants lay eggs
Dookie touch
Dopigslayeggs
Just in case you were wondering, no, they don't. The title was a reference to a YouTube video by Joseph Garrett (stampylonghead), in which a website with that name is mentioned.
Double Ristretto Venti Half-Soy Nonfat Decaf Organic Chocolate Brownie Iced Vanilla Double-Shot Gingerbread Frappuccino Extra Hot With Foam Whipped Cream Upside Down Double Blended, One Sweet'N Low and One Nutrasweet, and Ice
About a UK Prime Minister Election and deleted for many reasons. A small list. 1. It was a hoax. 2. Timmy Turner is too young to be Prime Minister. 3. Even if it wasn't a hoax Timmy Turner is not a British citizen, plus, he is a fictional character.
A Spanish mondegreen for 'This is the rhythm of the night', a reference to an on-air request for the song. It literally translates to 'Are those Reebok or are those Nike?'; a more accurate English equivalent would be 'Is this a Reebok or a Nike?'
See also: Reebok or nike, which redirected to the same article:
Everybody has a secret...Duke wants Olivia who likes Sebastian who is really Viola whose brother is dating Monique so she hates Olivia who's with Duke to make Sebastian jealous who is really Viola who's crushing on Duke who thinks she's a guy...
Was a redirect to She's the Man, for which this was the tagline.
Everyone is God Party
Everything (everything)
Everything Is Snape
Refers to Severus Snape, a character from the Harry Potter series.
Evil Fluffy Bunnies of Doom
Evil Pig
Evil trees
Evil Tutorial
Evolved Apes
Example Article Name
Explain fractions by ethan darrin
Exploding dog (video)
Exploding hamster
Exploding sheep
See also: List of computer games featuring exploding sheep
Extreme accounting
Single sentence: "In extreme accounting, competitors are required to add and divide six-digit tax figures while climbing a 60000 foot mountain." The highest (not the tallest) peak on earth, Mount Everest, is only 29,031.7 feet (8,848.86m) tall. Presumably the competitors are also given a free ride to Mars' Olympus Mons, which stands at 71,900 feet (21,900m) tall.
Redirected to Yo Leela Leela, aFuturamaepisode wherein this was a show syndicated by a Nickelodeon parody. See also Captain Mega Meat and Bottomless Boy and Popular Slut Club.
F
Fabric costing Rs. 100,000 per meter
Which is apparently still cheaper than the world's costliest fabric .
Fake articles and entries in dictionaries, encyclopedias, and other reference books, lists, and directories as well as fictitious places, streets or other intentionally fake insertions in maps
First photograph of the whole illuminated Earth taken from space, Apollo 17, resulting in the famous "Blue Marble" photograph, said to have been at least partly responsible for launching the modern environmental movement.
A mascot for an environmentalist organization, apparently.
Found black colored wood (black throughout) on a beach in all sizes and shapes. When you cut it in half, the center is very hard, rock like, almost petrified. What type of wood is this and how did it get these characteristics?
FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING CUNTING COUPLES. THERE IS NOT ROOM IN AISLE 6 OF TESCO FOR YOU TO EAT EACH OTHERS INNARDS OUT. THERE IS NOT ROOM IN MY LIFE TO HAVE YOUR SNOGGING SHOVED IN MY FACE ALL DAY EVERY DAY. JUST FUCK OFF.
Content was, in part: "Getting pushed into bananas on Mario Kart (Battle Mode) is a very hard thing to accomplish, as many people merely drive out of the way. Being pushed into bananas is considered by many to be the ultimate disgrace of Mario Kart."
Ghana Interbank Payment and Settlement Systems (repeated, but fits here too)
Ghar-e Rubah Minining Complex
Mass-created article about a purported village in Iran created by a former admin, but the creator evidently did not spellcheck it.
The page content was a picture of a fruit pudding.
Give us the drugs, Lisa
Another reference to an episode of The Simpsons, "My Sister, My Sitter" that replaced the word "me" with us".
Glaciers of Gabon
Gabon is a country in central Africa that, needless to say, has no glaciers.
Globglogabgalab
Probably referring to The Globglogabgalab, a character from the critically panned children's film Strawinsky and the Mysterious House, which had a musical number about said character that became a meme.
Goodtime Slim, Uncle Doobie and the Great Frisco Freakout
Googlewhore
Only mentions on the internet is an entry on Urban Dictionary, which the top post defines as "One who excessively uses Google software and services, such as Gmail, Google Talk and Google Groups."
Googoo chicken
Gosh Numbers
Goths, the Man-Penguins
Graduates who cannot read their diplomas
Grandfather's Brother Paradox
Grandma Butter Chicken
Grand Unified Theory of Delivered Pizza
Grape Digging Sharon Fruits
Grape stomp lady
Refers to Melissa Sander, a reporter for WAGA-TV who slipped and fell during a grape-stomping contest for a news report, which became an Internet meme around 2007.
Have you tried switching it off and then switching it back on again?
A misquote fromThe IT Crowd; the correct quote is "Have you tried turning it off and on again?" (which is also deleted). Was a redirect to Reboot (computing).
HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER FUCKING HEARD OF CLOSING THE GODDAMN DOOR YOU PIECES OF SHIT GOD DAMNIT I JUST WANT SOME PRIVACY IN THIS HOUSE YOU FUCKS
Yes, this was the title of the article. Also this article was deleted four times until it was salted, only for it to be unsalted, recreated and deleted, salted again, unsalted again, and salted a third time.
"a hypothetical elephant/human hybrid. See also "the humanbit (also known as the rabbahu or manumit)". You can probably guess where the author was going with that one.
"The Humonkaphin is an interesting species that was discovered by 2 6th grade girls at 3 in the morning... The Humonkaphin is a species that is comprised of three different species, a human, monkey, and dolphin..."
How to Catch a Wild Asparagus-Snatching Snagglysnort
Believe it or not, there is an actual 1996 educational computer game of the same name, and it is one of several that were made by the company DiAmar Interactive.
In 1994 PHP was created, the main implementation of PHP is now produced by The PHP Group and serves as the de facto standard for PHP as there is no formal specification.
In ping pong does the ball half to hit your side before you hit it
Yes, it does.
In poker is there a pair flush?
Assuming that by "pair flush" they mean "five cards of the same suit, two of which are the same rank", no, unless you're playing with multiple decks for some reason.
Inability to calculate gravitational force between objects having virtual center of masses
Jack in a corn field eaten by an alligator on magma
Jackie Chan J-Mat Fitness
The title of an actual videogame released for the XaviXPort videogame console, the article for the game ended up merged into the article for the console.
Kanchi kamakoti pitha or kanchi kamakoti peetham or kanchi mutt orkamakoti mutt or kamakoti peeta
Apparently, this was about an Indian guru. Or something.
Kanibal Korndog
Kapoot Clown Theater
Kate Kelly (generally awesome person, far better than the other Kate Kellys)
Kay(f)bop(t)
The name of a joke constructed language containing deliberately bad conlanging ideas, including phonemic hat wearing and the Babel text and the Rickroll having the same translation. This YouTube video lists more of its features.
Latest Bollywood Movie Can t Stand Luv Storys Review
Laughing Joking Numbnuts
A redirect to LJN. The title is a nickname once given to the company to mock the games and consoles they released.
Least used words in Daniel Vu's pet dog
Leathal Mermaid
Ledi Qaqa
Was a redirect to, and is the Azerbaijani transliteration of, Lady Gaga. Although the reciprocal redirect on Azerbaijani Wikipedia is undeniably useful, this one was much less so.
Which, in English, means "THE PUNCHBALL and the milk cow [sic]" – the title of a book by Guy Ducornet about North American academic criticism of surrealism.
Les fromages a mange mon amis
Translation: "The cheeses has eat my one friends" [sic]. Not only weird, but the French is lousy – "The cheeses have eaten my friends" would be "Les fromages ont mangé mes amis".
Le stay inside man
Let's Boogie For Jesus!
Like this one
This title is occasionally used as a deliberate example of a red link..
Link's Quest for Ass
Linux (detergent)
An article about an actual detergent made by a company in Switzerland with said product having the same name as Linus Torvalds's magnum opus[dubious–discuss], the Linux Kernel. Other products by the company include a fabric softener named Micro&Soft and a stain remover named Mäc Oxi. Apparently it's fairly popular in Germany. Strangely, there are still many versions of this article in other Wikipedia languages.
Was a redirect to Super Furry Animals, and a misspelling of the title of an EP released by the band; the correct title of the EP is Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyndrobwllantysiliogogogochynygofod (In Space), which itself is derived from the village of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllandysiliogogogoch in Wales.
An article supposedly about a sex act, where one person makes themselves constipated and the other person then rams the narrow end of a baseball bat up their backside, and bashes it with another baseball bat for extra prostate stimulation.
List of animated science-fiction/fantasy movies that failed to attract an audience
This would inherently be in violation of WP:NOTE. In addition, the delete page mentions that most films mentioned did, in fact, attract an audience.
List of animation errors in the 2016 animated film "Norm of the North", which stars a talking polar bear who enjoys twerking. However, he soon learns there are plans to ruin his arctic home by building houses there. He goes to the city to stop this plan.
List of foods that are Swiss by name but not culture
List of foods that are verbs
List of foods that cause unpleasant urine odors
List of foods that sweat
List of foods which are universally loved in fiction
List of football clubs by YouTube subscribers
A very important sorting method.
List of fruits that cannot legally be carried on certain public transport systems
Contained only one item, durian, a reference to the fruit being banned on Singapore's MRT system.
List of Good Chuck Norris jokes
List of Hindi Film Stars who have been to Mauritius
List of hospital fires in Romania during the COVID-19 pandemic
Surprisingly contained thirteen entries.
List of ideas inspired by food in STEM fields
List of instrumental albums recorded with two the same instruments: two clarinets, two cellos, two violins, two pianos, two oboes, two bassoons, two horns …
List of items with the phrase and all I got was this lousy T-shirt
List of Japanese terms mistaken for gairaigo
List of jellyfish who have stung notable people
List of known Spacs Debris
List of largest cities by the end of each century that did not exist by the beginning of that century
List of pitchers who have retired 28 straight batters in a nine-inning MLB game
Initially a list article consisting of one item, a diatribe about Armando Galarraga's near-perfect game (prior to the article's existence), then turned into a redirect to Armando Galarraga before being deleted at RfD.
List of places beginning with Costa
List of places described as the end of land or the world
List of places known as the capital of the world
List of places that have been called an armpit
List of political flops
List of poorly performing college football coaches
List of Quality, Fawcett and Charlton characters who haven't appeared in DC Comics
List of R1 DVD
And
List of R1 DVD by pictures
These articles and the one above (List of DVD) were all deleted on the same day and made by the same person.
List of Recorded Texas Historic Landmarks in Anderson, Andrews, Angelina, Aransas, Archer, Armstrong, Atascosa, Austin, Bailey, Bandera, Bastrop, Baylor, Bee, Bell, Bexar, Blanco, Borden, Bosque, Bowie, Brazoria, Brazos and some more Texas counties
Lists the first 21 counties of Texas alphabetically before being mercifully cut short by the character limit.
List of Red Light Cameras in Toronto
List of reporting marks Railfans make fun of
List of sexy Philippine actresses
List of shoes you can't tap dance in
List of shootings by dogs in the United States
It's more common than you think!
List of sitcoms which feature actors holding the Nintendo 64 controller wrong
This wasn't actually a list, but a comment on how Wikipedia doesn't have a page on this subject.
List of socially unusual fictional planets
List of South Park sex positions
List of software projects whose name is a term offensive to many people with disabilities
List of vehicles of the Israeli ground tech tree in War Thunder
List of video game franchises with baseball bats
List of women with very long hair
List of wikis about St. Louis, Missouri
List of Wine Container
List of word puns where one or more of the included words is used in whole
List of words for numbers that have as many letters as the numbers they mean
Four?
List of words that rhyme with Oompa Loompa
Refers to the dwarf human race prominently featured in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Content was "{{empty}}These words rhyme with Oompa Loompa.
* Boompa Foompa
* Loompa Soompa
* Goonka Foonka". All of them seem to have been randomly made up, and the last one does not in fact rhyme with Oompa Loompa.
List of works featuring a main character named Bob
List of world leaders whose name are anagrams of their domains
M
M to the AO
Maax GRUNTS
Magic bananas
Magic Beans Are Real
Magic monkey
Magic Turtle
Magical girl&action=edit
The legitimate article on the topic is Magical girl.
Magma squids
Magnetic air car
Majd jamal al samahiji - Completed Statwiped list of Runescape rune bots
Majestic Search Engine
Mak a clay valcano
Make Me A World
Make someone happy!
Make your own wekpidea
Malcolm Sex
A redirect to a page section to do with Dr. Hibbert.
MASSIVE TRAFFIC CONE SHAPED ALIENS FROM OUTER SPACE
Content was "image:cones.jpg!These cones are aliens! Notice most of them are blue! They are just waitng for invasion!". NOT to be confused with the (unrelated) Coneheads.
Mastrering the business of acting
The creator of this page clearly hasn't mastrered [sic] the spelling of "mastering".
Quote: Thus far nonexistent sovereign nation created by the secession of the former U.S. States of Minnesota, Wisconsin and Michigan.
Minolta helps you visit a private kingdom
Was a redirect to Minolta. Other titles in the same discussion included Minolta helps you discover the mysteries of women, Minolta helps you flirt with danger and You can make a horse fly with an electronic Minolta.
Miracle gravity of the moon
Miracle mice
Mirwin's prototype of synergistally rationalized collaboration as an example of developing liquid resources from ambient commons in USA, tailor as required
Working together to build a well?
Misleading Math about the Earth
MMM SWOT ANALYSIS
Moat that God Built
MOBERLY MIDGET LEAGUE
Molecular wine and food pairing
Moby cock
Money addict
Money is the root of all evil
Money printer go brrr
Was a redirect to Hyperinflation, and is a reference to a 2020-era meme about said phenomenon
Monkey In A Dryer
Monkey wedding
Monster eats the pilot
Monster Fishing
Moo (2017 film)
No film called Moo was released in 2017.
Moody related diseases
MOOism
Moon ducks
Moonshine process improvement
More information on this subject is available
Just not here.
Morman seaturtles
Most faluable thing in the wrold
Is it a spell-checker?
Most Serene Republic of New Connecticut
Mother Blood Bank
Mouth of the Mullet
Movies that feature head explosions
Merged into "List of films by gory death scene", which has in turn been deleted.
Was a redirect to Batman. It could have also been a redirect to Hey Jude.
Nano brain
Narutard
As quoted from User:Hoary "It is a the combed word play of the words: naurto and retarded (sprinkle sic to taste). Terminally trivial. Absolutely unnotable."
NATO is pregnant
Appeared to be a mistranslation of the Enlargement of NATO, which it redirected to.
Content was: ""Nightmare Teacher" is about the mysterious things that happen in a typical school. The students fall into a sweet but mysterious seduction in which their dreams happen as soon as they dream it."
Nikki nikki no no
Ninja presence in Russia
See also: Ninja-Russia relations
Nine and a Half Fingers, Inc
Television producer.
Nintencats
A hypothetical spin-off of Nintendogs, except with cats. Not to be confused with the then-unreleased actual game Nintendogs + Cats.
Nipple derby
Was apparently a redirect to something. No clue.
No backspace friday
Noble Order of the Lamp and Sword
No man made machine could see the things he's seen
Was deleted six times before it was finally salted.
Noob combo
Noob tube
A strategy in the video game Modern Warfare 2 involving the use of Grenade Launchers and the One Man Army perk.
Noogies
Content was: Noogies are generally a childish torture technique. It involves getting the victim in a headlock or otherwise restraining her, and grinding your knuckles into her scalp
A page made a user for a Tunisian company, this user showed it to their friend Kyle, who in turn vandalized the page. The user then doxxed Kyle's email on the talk page.
Penid
Penile sex
Penis bird
A shock image of a parrot perched on a man's erect penis. (context)
Redirected to Yo Leela Leela, aFuturamaepisode wherein this was a show syndicated by a Nickelodeon parody. See also Captain Mega Meat and Bottomless Boy and Extreme Toddler Wrestling.
Population of the whole universe
Popwhore
User:RickK's description brings many questions: "Popwhore +"roman method" gets zero Google hits. popwhore +"tatum reed" gets zero Google hits. And why is there a link from this page to the image of Greenland? "
Posh Spice Takes it Up the Arse
Potato coma
"...when a digestive system, that is use to potatos eaten regularly, has a lack of potatoes."
Potato Mom
Potrdeta Kangtoa Elotraden dre Gwikqkiqkpaeditya's
Probit model for panel data with heterogeneity and endogenous explanatory variables
Progroms
Prolegomena to Any Future Metaphysics That Will Be Able to Come Forward As Science: Kant, Immanuel Stock Image View Larger Image Prolegomena to Any Future Metaphysics That Will Be Able to Come Forward As Science
Pronunciation of "www"
Proper punctuation of words describing Pokemon transsexual acts
"Put a period at the end of the sentence."
Prunes in the bath
Pseudoantidisestablishmentarianism
Pube Muppet
I have no words
And there's also
Pube Muppit
Still no words.
Pubic goods
The legitimate article for this topic is at sex organ, unless this is a typo of Public goods.
Pulling a Hamilton
Punch My Crotch
Punk metrics
Purple monkey theory
Pussy torture
Exactly what it sounds like.
Put that cookie down
"...down, cookie down, put that cookie down! Now!"
The name of a non-notable band, which put out such engaging album titles as Fun with Poop and SMB's Museum of Barnyard Oddities that had articles which were also deleted in the same discussion.
Smittywerbanyagermanjenson jenothanian salamanelafitzgerald once said "the brain of an elephant never forgets but i think i forgot what the elephant remembered
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen is a fictional character who appeared in an episode of SpongeBob SquarePants.
A holiday made up in a grammar school. following this, a quote from the article's author, "I have personally heard reports of this holiday being celebrated at other secondary schools in the area, and it is a genuine 'cult'."
St Skeletor's Day
Submissions:2016/A Back Door Approach to Teaching Information Literacy
Teen Titans, Duck Dodgers and Krypto Are Flying To Toon Disney
Toon Disney never aired these shows. For that matter, neither has Disney XD, to which the channel was rebranded years before this redirect was created.
Teenagers the unbeatable rulers of there own kingdom
This isn't Hamlet, you know, it's not meant to go into the bloody ear.
This isn't where I parked my car
This page does not exist on Wikipedia
Correct!
This page has an extremely long title and in addition is really pointless so it will probably be deleted very soon unless an army of fuzzy kittens come to stop them which is quite unlikely
This page may meet Wikipedias criteria for speedy deletion The given reason is It is a very short article providing little or no context CSD A1 contains no content whatsoever CSD A3 consists only of links elsewhere CSD A3 or a
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This (way)
This redirect is sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legends
References an Internet meme about the game frequently sponsoring online content creators.
This Very Wiki
Which is actually a nickname for the wiki TV Tropes.
Thou Art False!
ThreeLawsOfAlGore
Throat wolf
Throw Open Our Office Doors To People Who Want To Discuss Things That We Could Care Less About Day
As its nomination puts it, Traffic lights are not notable!
The long footed potato
The Mad Pooper
Refers to an unidentified woman who defecated on people's lawns in Colorado Springs during the summer of 2017.
The Main Street Hot Dog Lady
The Meat Pie Guy
The McDonaldization of OSH
If it's an academic concept, why does it sound like a health inspector checked fast food restaurants early morning?
The Micro Sandwich Teleportation Equation
The Mississauga Blob
The Most Ancient and Noble The Order of Purple
The Nerd Who Ate St.Louis
The Noise Beneath The Apple
The number of Kombis contribute to the traffic accidents in Lima (Peru)
The Nutty Irishman
The one who pushed Leslie into the river
The ongoing conflict in syria recently crossed into the border of a nabour cursing an diplomatic crissis.what was the nabours country
The Other Side of the Coin
The Party Monster
The Pink Hurburbler
ThePizzaHacker
The Power to Destroy
The problem of defining sanity
The recent unpleasantness with the North
Was a redirect to American Civil War, which is not recent at all (a little over a century and a half ago). "The Recent Unpleasantness" was one of many contemporary names of the American Civil War used in euphemism in the south.
The role of clowns in modern society
The Secret Commonwealth of Elves Fauns and Faeries
The Sheep Shagger
The simpsons funny parts- anyone can contribute!
The small, select group of actors who, when not using a voice-over in Japanese-American luxury car commercials, play the unknowing, naive, taken-advantage-of griftees of other more savage, advanced, predatorial entities.
The sound of knees
The Spoony Experiment
The Story of Toys R Us and Build A Bear Workshop
The Subjective Mode of Inebriaty
The Super Pineapples
The the clucking clucking trout trout
The Tube of You
The Turnip Wars
The Unibomber Wears Flip Flops
The Vomit Family
The whaleshark is only a visitor
THE WOMAN THAT PIONEER PROFESSIONAL MODELING IN NIGERIA
The word parakeet written exactly 254 times
Article consisted of the word "Parakeet" written exactly 255 times.
The woon doon doon things
The Year's Work in Medievalism
U
Ubuntu Christian Edition
This unofficial Linux distribution actually existed.
A non-notable YouTuber who formerly made gaming content but now posts sports content.
User who hate the disambiguation
Useless Pile Day
User:Hollow Knight: Silksong pre-release community
Obviously not an actual user page.
Using or carrying a firearm or destructive device during and in relation to a crime of violence or possessing a firearm or destructive device in furtherance of a crime of violence
Uuuser
UUUUU
Redirected to Western Washington University. The real abbreviation is WWU; two "double U's" in the literal sense, followed by a final "U", makes "UUUUU".
Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Osas
Was apparently an article about a person who is known online for having a weird name.
Contained an image of a girl wearing Wikipedia-related clothing, which also contained the Wikipedia logo, which could also possibly be Wikipe-tan.
Wikipedia is Evil
Wikipedia is hosed
Wikipediaing
"The act of using Wikipedia."
Wikipedian Book Club
Wikipedianity
Wikiproject
The unknown character is the Apple Logo, only visible when on Apple devices. Was a redirect to WP:WikiProject Apple Inc. and notably not in the Wikipedia: namespace.
Most likely a reference to Half-Life 2, in which the zombie enemies produce a reversed voice line which has been interpreted as the above through a mondegreen.
Category:Fictional characters with an unfortunate tendency to spontaneously transform into monstrous creatures
Category:Fictional Toilets
The result of its deletion debate was "speedy flush". Funnily enough, Skibidi Toilet is one example of this, albeit the category was deleted about 17 years too early.
No person is confirmed to have lived anywhere over the age of 122.
Category:Wikipedians interested in fighting unemployment
Category:Wikipedians not interested in researching history
Category:Wikipedians on Mars
Category:Wikipedians that are cats
Category:Wikipedians that exist
Category:Wikipedians questioning on picking pickles
Category:Wikipedians who add extremely long categories to their userpage, that are normally over 3 sentences. Such as this one, and here is a couple of random words to make this extremely long
There are not, in fact, three sentences in this category's name, but, in fact, two.
Category:Wikipedians without a sense of humor
Category:Wikipedians who are Lions
Category:Wikipedians who are not "right-minded", and glad of it!
Category:Wikipedians who are zombies
Category:Wikipedians who believe West Virginia is in the Southern U.S.
Category:Wikipedians who can divide by zero
Category:Wikipedians who can't find two fucks to give
Category:Wikipedians who crack boiled eggs on the rounded end
Category:Wikipedians who do not feel the need to use the category namespace to convey their feelings of pleasure, annoyance or boredom about the state of the world or about Wikipedia's processes, and who wonder if anyone pays any attention to such things anyway
Clearly the sysops don't go in this category.
Category:Wikipedians who insist on having the word lobster in every article
The result of its deletion debate was, and I kid you not, "poach in an emulsified butter sauce".
Category:Wikipedians who know that there IS NO EXIT
Category:Wikipedians who really really hate other Wikipedians who fuck about with othe wikipedian's userpages
Category:Wikipedians who stand up to foo-fighting bullies
Drafts
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Draft:"Ley de la Tierra y los Derechos de la Naturaleza: una vinculación para la diáspora afrodescendiente en Latinoamérica"
Google Translate says that this roughly translates to "Law of the Land and the Rights of Nature: a link for the Afro-descendant diaspora in Latin America", although this could be inaccurate.
Draft:Any one of the infinite words without meaning.
It would appear that, to this user, xnopyt qualifies as a word.
Draft:Apple Photos People
Draft:Are you legally a resident in texas if you have lived there for 6 months?
For those that are curious, you are legally considered a resident of Texas the moment you claim an address in the state, even if it's only been 10 minutes.
Draft:ASTERIX THROUGH THE MAGIX'S FUN
Draft:Ate (Dr) Mrs Maryam Babaginda’s daughter discussing with the youngest female Nigerian Author & CEO of GAL( Girls are leaders) Foundation.
Whatever that means...
Draft:August 6th is now a National Holiday! Contribute your thoughts and images of this Amazing holiday that got kicked off in Alabama today!
Draft:Bells On Trike
Draft:BEHEMOTH - Big Electronic Human Energized Machine, Only Too Heavy
Draft:Beyond The Gate Haunted Trail
Draft:Boeing big brain
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Draft:Can i Smack this Man?
Draft:Can you touch stuff
Draft:Carlmadson's Popeye Being Good
Draft:Cartoonist Cyrus Lenard Tucker jr Cartoonist mask Cartoonist who killed cyrus
Draft:Cats are Liquid
Draft:Cats love dogs
Draft:Catso
Draft:Celine Trans bobs
Draft:Cheese Garden
Draft:Chinese Eggman
Refers to a viral video and internet meme about a Chinese man with an egg-shaped head, whilst singing the song Yi Jian Mei.
Draft:Chinese prostitute in world
Draft:Coffin for 7
Draft:Connor the awesome birthday smart cool kid
Happy birthday, I suppose. Your gift? Being immortalized here.
Draft:Corona Virus: A Novel Cookbook
Draft:Course Of The Earth In The Universe Of The Future
Draft:Crazy? I Was Crazy Once. They Locked Me In A Room. A Rubber Room. A Rubber Room With Rats. And Rats Make Me Crazy.
Draft:Create a cozy reading nook for yourself with designer cushions
Draft:Cyberbully Mom Club
Draft:Dans la vie, on fait caca musique!
Translates to "In life, we poop music!". Appears to be a reference to this YouTube video.
Draft:David Edward MacDonald Sprigg (9 August 1957 – 13 July 2021) ACIB, Fellow of the Royal Society of Arts was a British entrepreneur and businessman, who co-founded Stagecoach Theatre Arts Group in 1987
Draft:For 300 million years vertebrates survive and thrive thanks to Bicarbonate of Soda.
Baking soda first emerged in the early-to-mid 1800s. Unless the dinosaurs had a secret cookie recipe we don't know about...
Draft:For my friend astrid
Draft:FootPool
Draft:Gay Baby Jail
Draft:George Floyd Gaming
Allegedly the name of a non-notable YouTube channel created by a British teenager who (at the time of the article's creation) was being held in Manchester prison.
Draft:Green, blue, yellow, purple, red, black, white, pink, and orange
Draft:Hala Aqqad,one of the most rare species worlwide
Draft:He do be lookin kinda fresh doe
Draft:Hell Dad has been on the for Ikea for an hour GODS SAKE IS THIS A RECORD
Draft:Helltopia
Draft:Hot Vamp Club
Draft:HOUSTON, I AM THE PROBLEM
Draft:How frogs gills are formed
Draft:How I get pimples on my face?
Draft:How I love cats
Draft:How much Kilograms can Steve/Alex can actually carry in Minecraft
Draft:How the tug got spanked: Now there’s something else . . .How we Fair the Weather (Phrases owned by our National heritage group?). Oh, dear. Big boy.
Draft:How To get a 6th Grade Girl To Notice you (by a sixth grade girl)!
Draft:How to make globbles
About a fidget toy made with balloons ... or something.
Draft:How to water your egg.
Draft:Humans' Creations: Space Roombas
Draft:I Must Betray You
Draft:IAMWILD®
Draft:Ice Made Pictures
Draft:I donate to Wilipedia and I was denide a membership??
Draft:I DON'T WANT TO, NOR AM I GOING TO WRITE THIS ARTICLE/ I JUST THINK THAT 'laura silva quesada' DAUGHTER OF 'JOSE SILVA' SHOULD BE INCLUDED IN WIKIPEDIA. THANK YOU.
"Laura Silva Quesada" is not yet a page. Their wish was not granted.
Draft:I'm a giraffe
Draft:I neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed help guys i want to eat pizza
Draft:LURAXY derived from the name lorax meaning super natral protect of tree ,hence luraxy means protector of life force intertwined with mother nature.
Extremely poor spelling aside, appears to be a reference to The Lorax.
Draft:NEVER MIND A DEFEAT IN A BATTLE UNLESS THERE IS A LAST CHANCE TO WIN
Draft:No
Deleted six times before getting salted with rationale, "YES!"
Draft:No Things
Draft:Obamium
Actual meme involving a fictional element named after Barack Obama
Draft:Online Incivility or "The Nasty Effect"
Draft:Orbiting-particle system force that is pulled straight inwardly into infinity.
"this person could stand on an electron"
Draft:Others drafts
Draft:Pacific Santa's Inc.
Draft:Pencil Duck
Draft:Pe with comma
Draft:Piano Paradox
Draft:Piggy in real life
Could possibly be a reference to the Roblox horror game Piggy.
Draft:Plep
Draft:Pocket Catcher
Draft:Polen cannot into space
Seems to be a joke from Countryballs according to the author. A misspelling of the internet meme "Poland cannot into space." Content was apparently copied from List of closed railway lines in Japan.
Draft:Pooper: The Movie
Draft:Poopmongers
Draft:Population of TTTTTDTC
Draft:Potatoes Dressed in Banana Skins with m&ms for Eyes
Draft:Proprietororizationalist is an individual whom proprietarilly propiertorially proprietorizationally exemplifies the term of an extraordinare proprietor
If you read it for long enough, "proprietor" stops looking like a real word.
Draft:Selling and donating mice and rats to be deported to icy space rocks not on earth due to they are causing massive sadness in their attacks similar to all male music groups dominating live music though i'd prefer if mice rats leave first earth and latter?
"Independent confirmation of the team's competition results and further details about its participation would be needed for a published encyclopaedia article."
Draft:Shrek rock
Smash Mouth may be the most notable example of this.
Draft:The Central American Merica Union of Mericas of the Mericas Unions
Draft:The Church of the Beheading of John the Baptist at the Novodevichy Convent
An actual church destroyed via explosives in 1812 by order of Napoleon out of military necessity. Rebuilt, although not recreated, to commemorate the 200th anniversary of the defeat of Napoleon.
Draft:The male baby named Mario Luigi Bird that was born on September 21, 2024, at 4:37 PM at Mount Sinai Hospital in New York City
Draft:The Memes of despacito Land
Draft:The meaning of "Coconut Cheese"
Draft:The Paperhead
Draft:The Philosophy of Computer Games
Draft:The Poop Knife
A seemingly satirical, yet fully real product designed to cut large clumps of human feces apart for ease of flushing. Basically a giant, silicone Butter knife.
Draft:The russian bias in war thunder
Draft:The Second Congo War (TEST; NOT FOR READING)
Draft:The silly page
Draft:The SUPER handsome future pres
Draft:The toads of truth
Draft:The VoV
Draft:There where to invest the money Eyetracking healthcare tech reward $3.00
Draft:They're Not Gym And Boxers, They're "Free" Gambling Place And Hippies!
Draft:This Article will Change your perspective of Coca Cola GREATLY!
Draft:Toastaricious
Draft:Toaster Man
Draft:Toiletpaper Pelican
Draft:Top ten worst logos (in my opinion)
Draft:Tope funny
Draft:Turd
Draft:Trash and smut laws
Draft:Uncle Jake McGee
Draft:Vero is mexican
Draft:Vicious Attack Llama Apocalypse
Draft:Video-game series created or owned by the Valve corporation that have no installation numerically marked with a 3 but do have an installation numerically marked with a 2.
Draft:Vlad the Impalers Impalement of Ottoman Forces
Draft:WaJamesTam
Draft:Walter egg whites
Possibly a reference to Breaking Bad protagonist Walter White
Draft:War of the air in my room
Result: "Decisive Heater victory, room heated and warm, 300 Thousans [sic] cold air molecules Dead"
Draft:Werewolfmuzik
Draft:What can i download tou a usb drive that will wipe clean and hard reset my toshiba satellite c55-b5205 laptop to make it new ahain
Draft:What is the difference between settlers and voyageurs
In short: a settler is someone who settles in a new location, while a voyageur is a trader, especially a fur trader, that worked in Canada or the northern U.S. in the 16th to early 19th century.
Draft:Wheel of Names: An Innovative Tool for Random Selection and Decision-Making
Draft:Where The Hell Is New York City?
Seemingly a reference to a non-notable comedy pop album, though we can't rule out that maybe some really confused individual thought this was Google Maps.
Draft:Who Invited Them
A 2022 thriller by Duncan Birmingham. Has mixed reviews, including a 5.5 on IMDb.
Draft:Why did France decide to sell the Louisiana Territory to the United States
Draft:Why did the Americans hate to be taxed by england
Draft:Why does ice cream melt
Draft:Why does John Cena always wear a leather jacket
Draft:Why fornite is fricken sick
Draft:Why is the Sky Green?
Draft:Why racons are the best pet
Draft:Why some people are mad in behaviour but they are genius!
Draft:Why witches face the wall when they sleep.
Draft:Wicked DJ sLam GAWD (musical artist)
Referring to an intentionally awful music project, in association with DJ Smeg Balls (yes, really.)
Help:There was a problem with your search. This is probably temporary; try again in a few moments, or you can search Wikipedia through an external search service
Again, this actually was the title.
Help:Unrelated page
Appears to have been an attempt to create a help page about a non-existent "Unrelated" namespace. The only way for a new namespace to be created would be a wiki configuration change.
Talk:T and I are in the endjanba sbehwhbr ene. , Anna w
Talk:The Big Mac Museum Restaurant
Talk:The goverment of ancie nt E gypt
Talk:The page “The page” does not exist. You can ask for it to be created, but consider checking the search results below to see wether the topic is already covered.
Talk:The role of glacition in the formation of the fjords of northern europ
Yes, again, that was the page's title. I think we're starting to see a trend here.
Talk:The scrub incident
Talk:Tony fart
Talk:To sandbox.txt/update sandbox.yaml
Talk:Tsymbaliuk Semen
Since there was never a normal page associated with the talk page, we will never know if this is what you think it is.
Talk:Two years back paper of math class seven
Talk:Uh.
Talk:Uuwuplatform game
Talk:Vegetable sex chip
Talk:Wayne Rooney qartulad
"Qartulad" is a romanisation of the Georgian word ქართულად, meaning "in Georgian".
Talk:What does cellar mean
Talk:What Ever Happened to Aunt Alice powder room instead of bothroom
Talk:What is the best move in algebraic chess notation.
A reference to The Password Game, where rule 16 shows a chess board while demanding the password include the answer to this question.
Talk:What salvadoran spread schools around the world
Doesn't appear to be a real thing.
Talk:Were is the start menu located
Talk:Were was the battle of france
Talk:When was roblox game made
Talk:Where did the early settlers of andorra
Talk:Which sentence from the passage shows that exposure has something to do with time? A. A wider lens opening will increase the light intensity of the exposure. B. Human eyes are sensitive to light contrast, so this is an important feature of photography. C.
It appears that someone tried to fit an entire quiz show question into the title of this page...
Talk:Why does ice float
Talk:WHY DO USE BITS FOR CAMPUTER
Talk:Yo mama dead
Other namespace talk pages
Wikipedia talk:Articles for creation/11 and Gulf ERA storms and wars at the levee breach in the lower ninth ward of New Orleans, Louisianna on Desolonde, @0700 on 11nov09
Wikipedia talk:Articles for creation/Colt McCoy football card number 194
Makes repeated mentions of "interaction blocks", including 3 way and 4 way iblocks, and "CatBlocks", which indicate when an IP is full of cats. Despite being deleted by G5, the template is too funny to not include. WP:IAR.
Template:Note: demons are being that can cause good things and bad things depending on their moods
Template:OverdoneStinkBomb
Template:Please leave this line alone (be awsome)
Template:Real life horrible bosses
Template:Rotartsinimda
"Rotartsinimda" is "administrator" backwards.
Template:Sixteenth Census of the United States: 1940, State of Iowa, Marshall County, St. Anthony Township, Enumerated by Julia G. Lyons (Enumerator) on May 3, 1940, Sheet NO. 3 A
The Sindhi text reads "Elvidura". There is no taxon with this name.
Template:Temporary wikitext
Template:This year is a special year to lubavitcher chassidim, because the last three numbers are '770', which is the address of the lubavitcher rebbe. And is the address of 'beis rabainu she'bebavel'...
Was among a few random false WP:AFD requests, but this is the funniest... because of the implication.
WP:ASDA
Was a redirect to Wikipedia:Requests for permissions, and a reference to the British supermarket ASDA. The American equivalent, WP:WALMART, was also deleted in the same RFD discussion.
Wikipedia:List of extraordinarily long discussions about extremely unimportant matters about which hardly anyone gives a toss, and which do nothing towards resolving the matter anyway